I need help with my pecker!”
Granma McCutcheon said, “No, Wendell, what I’m tryin’ to say is, ain’t your Ma never told you the facts of life?”
Now I was real confused, cause only facts I ever knowed about was what’s in them ‘cyclopaedia books my Ma keeps on the bureau in the parlour room, so I said, “Granma, I don’t know what yer talkin’ about but I need help with my pecker real bad. Sex video Anyways, bein’ cousins, Betsy-Jo and me was real close as kids. I know it don’t sound right putting your tongue down there, but a lady’s pussy is the sweetest thing y’all are ever gonna taste, and once you smelt one, you ain’t never gonna be the same again.” I figured for moment Uncle Abe was
