When Jeff slows down, “Then there are STDs.”
“What are they, Mom?”
“Sexually transmitted diseases. Porn video I’m sure you’ve heard of AIDS, which comes from the HIV virus. For now you have the fun without the worry.”
“What do you mean. I made a big mistake, paid dearly, but love you more dearly.” Jeff cries and hugs his mom tightly again, kissing her all over her face. Am I allowed to kiss you here?”
“Yes, a holy kiss.”
“Show me how.” After a brief kiss Jeff continues, “This church looks like a store.”
“The church is the people. But being with the love of his life makes it easy to feel the presence of God. Mom?”
“If your father didn’t ejaculate I wouldn’t have gotten pregnant.”
First silent, “Oh, I get it….
